Priceless Words....

A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.

He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing hesees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on theside table.He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, allclean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that itis in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of thehouse.He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table."Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to gogrocery shopping. Love You!"

Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen andsure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morningnewspaper.His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son,what happened last night?"His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunkand delirious.Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself ablack eye when you stumbled into the door".

Confused, the man asks, "So, why is everything inorder and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waitingfor me? I should expect a big quarrel with her!"His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to thebedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoesoff, you said, "LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'MMARRIED!"

Moral :
Self-induced hangover - $> 400.00
Broken crockery - $ 800.00
Breakfast - $ 10.00
Saying> the Right Thing While Drunk – "PRICELESS"