Men @re H@rd to Ple@se

I got this email from one of my colleague today, and find it quite funny and some are quite true as well. So just share it with you guys lo....enjoy o...


The problem with GUYS:

If you treat him nicely, He say you are in LOVE with him;
If you Dont't, He say you are Proud.

If you Dress nicely, He say you are trying to Lure him;
If you Don't, He say you are from Kampung.

If you Argue with him, He say you're Stubborn;
If you keep Quiet, He will say you have no Brains.

If you Smarter than him, He'll lose Face;
If he Smarter than you, he is Great.

If you don't Love him, he tries to Possess you;
If you Love him, he will try to Leave you. (very true huh?!)

If you dont't make love with him, He says you don't Love him;
If you do!! He says you are Cheap.

If you tell him your Problem, he says you are Troublesome;
If you don't, he says that you don't Trust him.

If you Scold him, you are like a Nanny to him;
If he Scold you, it is because he Cares for you.

If you Break your Promise, you cannot be Trusted;
If he Breaks his, he is Forced to do so.

If you Smoke, you are a Bad girl;
If he Smokes, he is Gentleman.

If you do Well in your exam, he says it's Luck;
If he does Well, it's Brains.

If you Hurt him, you are Cruel;
If he Hurts you, you are too Sensitive!!

See....GUYS are so hard to please right??!!

if you send this to guys, they will swear that's not true....
but if you don't...they say you are selfish...